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Quotations about Rugby Backs

After JPR Williams was involved in a road traffic accident - Bloody typical, isn't it! The car's a write-off. The tanker's a write-off. But JPR comes out of it all in one piece.
Gareth Edwards (1978)
Bob Hillier had the hair of a city slicker and the hoofing toecap of a Tunisian mule.
Frank Keating
If I had been a winger, I might have been daydreaming and thinking about how to keep my kit clean for next week.
Bill Beaumont
Martin Offiah: Your hands can't catch what your eyes can't see.
Nike rugby boot advert (1993)
On his successors in the Oxford University backs - I've seen better centres in a box of Black Magic.
JoeMcPartlin
Peter Sterling: If Walt Disney had seen this little man's antics, there'd have been no Mickey Mouse.
Ray French, BBC TV (1985)
Rory Underwood: The gentleman athlete and flightmeister.
Punch
Rugby backs can be identified because they generally have clean jerseys and identifiable partings in their hair... come the revolution the backs will be the first to be lined up against the wall and shot for living parasitically off the work of others.
Peter Fizsimmons
Rugby players are either piano shifters or piano movers. Fortunately, I am one of those who can play a tune.
Pierre Danos
Simon Geoghegan: The winger resembles Mother Brown, running with a high knee-lift and sometimes not progressing far from the spot where he started.
Mark Reason Total Sport (1996)
These days you have to be able to concentrate for an hour non-stop, you're drenched in perspiration - and that's just Panorama.
Will Carting in a motivational business speech (1995)

 

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