| A good one-iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.
| After her tee shot bounced off a tree and nestled in her bra - I'll take a two-shot penalty, but I'll be damned if I'm going to play the ball where it lies.
Elaine Johnson (1992)
| If you took me away from the golf tour, I'd be just another pretty face, but I'd like to see Bo Derek after 18 holes in 100-degree weather. Those cornrows and beads would be history.
Jan Stephenson (1982)
| Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one.
| The golf course being rather far I have an excuse to take the car. And since the holes are far apart, I have an excuse to use a cart. But one thing has me still defeated -You cannot hit the ball while seated.
| There are two things that guys on tour do not like: playing in the wind and me dating their sisters.
| Time can run backwards if there's a woman on the course.
Henry Beard Mulligan's Law (1994)
|Trousers are now allowed to be worn by ladies on the course. But they must be removed before entering the clubhouse.
Sign at an Irish golf club