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Women in Golf Quotations and Quotes

A good one-iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.
Dan Jenkins
After her tee shot bounced off a tree and nestled in her bra - I'll take a two-shot penalty, but I'll be damned if I'm going to play the ball where it lies.
Elaine Johnson (1992)
If you took me away from the golf tour, I'd be just another pretty face, but I'd like to see Bo Derek after 18 holes in 100-degree weather. Those cornrows and beads would be history.
Jan Stephenson (1982)
Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one.
Martha Beckman
The golf course being rather far I have an excuse to take the car. And since the holes are far apart, I have an excuse to use a cart. But one thing has me still defeated -You cannot hit the ball while seated.
Donna Evtoth
There are two things that guys on tour do not like: playing in the wind and me dating their sisters.
GaryMcCord
Time can run backwards if there's a woman on the course.
Henry Beard Mulligan's Law (1994)
Trousers are now allowed to be worn by ladies on the course. But they must be removed before entering the clubhouse.
Sign at an Irish golf club

 

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