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Quotations about Golf Pro Celebrity Tournaments

And the name that is synonymous with Ford - Fore!
Vin Scully (1984)
Gerald Ford doesn't realise he can't hit a ball through a tree trunk.
Jack Nicklaus
I only see Charley Pride when we get to the greens. Charley hits some good woods - most of them trees.
Glen Campbell
On his expansive girth - When I tee the ball where I can see it, I can't hit it. And when I put it where I can hit it, I can't see it.
Jackie Gleason
On watching actor Jack Lemmon swing a club- My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.
Byron Nelson
The safest place for spectators in celebrity tournaments is probably on the fairway.
Joe Garagiola (1985)
Thinking you can win the Bing Crosby Pro-Am with a high handicap makes as much sense as leaving the porch light on for Jimmy Hoffa.
Phil Harris

 

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