| And the name that is synonymous with Ford - Fore!
Vin Scully (1984)
| Gerald Ford doesn't realise he can't hit a ball through a tree trunk.
| I only see Charley Pride when we get to the greens. Charley hits some good woods - most of them trees.
| On his expansive girth - When I tee the ball where I can see it, I can't hit it. And when I put it where I can hit it, I can't see it.
| On watching actor Jack Lemmon swing a club- My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken.
| The safest place for spectators in celebrity tournaments is probably on the fairway.
Joe Garagiola (1985)
| Thinking you can win the Bing Crosby Pro-Am with a high handicap makes as much sense as leaving the porch light on for Jimmy Hoffa.