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'After all, golf is only a game,' said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying.
P. G. Wodehouse Order by Golf (1922)
Golf is the infallible test... The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
P. G. Wodehouse
Golf, like the measles, should be caught young, for, if postponed to riper years, the results may be serious.
P. G. Wodehouse A Mixed Threesome (1922)
Like all Saturday foursomes it is in difficulties. One of the patients is zigzagging about the fairway like a liner pursued by submarines.
P. G. Wodehouse On Golf (1973)
Love has had a lot of press-agenting from the oldest times, but there are higher, nobler things than love. A woman is only a woman, but a hefty drive is still a slosh.
P.O. Wodehouse A Woman Is Only a Woman
Mere dregs of the golfing world who enter competitions for the hell of the thing or because they know they look well in sports clothes.
P. G. Wodehouse (1950)
Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops.
P. G. Wodehouse
The fourth hole found him four down and one had the feeling that he was lucky not to be five.
P. G. Wodehouse Excelsior (1950)
There were three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem - slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.
P. G. Wodehouse Rodney Falls to Qualify (1924) - quotes, quotations and bloopers from the world of sport

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