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Arnie would go for the flag from the middle of an alligator's back.
Lee Trevino
I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire. I'll play until I die. Then I want them to roll me into a bunker, cover me with sand and make sure nobody's ball lands in there for a while.
Lee Trevino (1985)
I plan to win so much money this year, my caddie's gonna finish in the Top 20 money winners.
Lee Trevino
If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores in Ohio.
Lee Trevino
I'm hitting the driver so good, I gotta dial the operator for long distance after I hit it.
Lee Trevino
I'm like a 1967 Cadillac. I've changed the engine twice, rolled back the odometer and replaced the transmission. But now all the tyres are going flat, it's time to put it in the junkyard.
Lee Trevino
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes they'd come up sliced.
Lee Trevino
Lee Trevino is the only man I know who talks on his backswing.
Charley McClendon Sports Illustrated
On becoming eligible for the Senior Tour - Why would I want to be out there with all those young guns? No sense playing the flat bellies when you can play the round bellies.
Lee Trevino (1989)
On his heavyweight caddie Herman Mitchell-1 always know which side a putt will break. It always slopes toward the side of the green Herman's standing.
Lee Trevino
On his proposed book titles - The first one is called How to Get the Most Distance out of Your Shanks and the other is How to Take the Correct Stance on Your Fourth Putt.
Lee Trevino
On how to play through a lightning storm - Hold up a one iron and walk. Not even God can hit a one iron.
Lee Trevino
On partnering Calvin Peete and Lee Trevino in the US Open - Those nice white folks looked down the 18th fairway from the clubhouse windows and thought we were some kind of civil rights march stomping towards them. Or maybe they thought we had come to steal their hubcaps.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and a cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic.
Lee Trevino
Pebble Beach 14th - The only thing gonna stick around that hole is a dart! Yesterday I was on in three, off in four. They oughta put one of them miniature windmills on this thing and charge 50 cents to play it.
Lee Trevino (1978)
Pressure is when you're playing for $10 when you don't have a dime in your pocket.
Lee Trevino
Someone once said that nobody murders Troon. The way I played the Open they couldn't even arrest me for second degree manslaughter.
Lee Trevino (1973)
There are two things not long for this world - dogs that chase cars and pro golfers who chip for pars.
Lee Trevino
They say I'm famous for my chip shots. Sure, when I hit 'em right, they land just so, like a butterfly with sore feet.
Lee Trevino
When I retire, I'm going to get a pair of grey slacks, a white shirt, a striped tie, a blue blazer, a case of dandruff and go stand on the first tee so I can be a USGA official.
Lee Trevino
You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.
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