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Golfers Clothing - Quotes and Quotations

A dozen years later, on David Duval's multi-coloured shirt - It looks like a direct hit on a pizza factory.
Dave Marr, BBC TV (1995)
Before the Ryder Cup- The only thing that scares me is the Americans' dress sense.
Mark James (1993)
Doug Sanders' outfit has been described as looking like the aftermath of a direct hit on a pizza factory.
Dave Marr (1983)
Golf is a game where white men can dress up as pimps and get away with it.
Robin Williams (1986)
Golf is not a sport. Golf is men in ugly pants, walking.
Rosie O'Donnell
No golfer ever swung too slow. No golfer ever played too fast. No golfer ever dressed too plainly.
Henry Beard Mulligan's Law (1994)
'Play It As It Lies' is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other one is 'Wear It If It Clashes'.
Henry Beard Golfing (1965)
Those golfers who look as though they got dressed in the dark should be penalised two strokes each for offending the public eye.
Doug Sanders
When Bill Clinton played golf... he wore jogging shoes, and his shirt was hanging out over painter's pants. Golf needs Clinton like it needs a case of ringworm.
Rick Reilly Sport Illustrated (1992)

 

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