| A dozen years later, on David Duval's multi-coloured shirt - It looks like a direct hit on a pizza factory.
Dave Marr, BBC TV (1995)
| Before the Ryder Cup- The only thing that scares me is the Americans' dress sense.
Mark James (1993)
| Doug Sanders' outfit has been described as looking like the aftermath of a direct hit on a pizza factory.
Dave Marr (1983)
| Golf is a game where white men can dress up as pimps and get away with it.
Robin Williams (1986)
| Golf is not a sport. Golf is men in ugly pants, walking.
| No golfer ever swung too slow. No golfer ever played too fast. No golfer ever dressed too plainly.
Henry Beard Mulligan's Law (1994)
| 'Play It As It Lies' is one of the fundamental dictates of golf. The other one is 'Wear It If It Clashes'.
Henry Beard Golfing (1965)
| Those golfers who look as though they got dressed in the dark should be penalised two strokes each for offending the public eye.
| When Bill Clinton played golf... he wore jogging shoes, and his shirt was hanging out over painter's pants. Golf needs Clinton like it needs a case of ringworm.
Rick Reilly Sport Illustrated (1992)