| After much trouble in a Muirfield bunker - I wouldn't say God couldn't have got out of it, but he'd have had to throw it.
Arnold Palmer (1987)
| Arnie would go for the flag from the middle of an alligator's back.
| Arnold Palmer had everything except a brake pedal.
Peter Dobereiner Golf Digest (1982)
| Arnold Palmer is the biggest crowd-pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.
| Being paired with Arnold Palmer is like a two-shot penalty.
John Schlee (1973)
| On being asked if his 1966 US Open play-off loss was similar to two previous play-off losses in 1962 and 1963 - Pretty similar... I lost all three!
Arnold Palmer (1966)
| Palmer hitched up his baggy pants and turned golf into a game of 'Hit it hard, go find it and hit it hard again.'
| Palmer lashes into the ball with such explosive force that he almost falls off the tee after his follow through.
Billy Caspar (1967)
| Sam Snead's got more money buried underground than I ever made on top. He's got gophers in his backyard that subscribe to 'Fortune'. He's packed more coffee cans than Brazil.