| As a college player at Princeton, I always felt like Dolly Parton's shoulder straps. I knew I had a job to do, but felt totally incapable of doing it.
| For a while you're a veteran, and then you're just old.
| Franco Harris faked me out so bad one time that I got a 15-yard penalty for grabbing my own face mask.
D. D Lewis
| If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, you're at the wrong end of the football pitch.
| I'm not a mean player. I just try to protect myself. And you'll see I don't ever pick on anybody who has a number above 50!
| Mark Gastineau has got an IQ of about room temperature.
| On former Wolverines player Gerald Ford - We are very proud of him. He's our first offensive lineman to ever become President.
| Physically, Alonzo Spellman is a world beater. Mentally, he's an egg beater.
| The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back you only have to be dumb.
| You've heard of people who zig or zag. Well, Elroy ['Crazy Legs'] Hirsch also had a zog and a couple of zugs.
Norm Van Brocklin