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Football Quotations - Intelligence and Physique

Dick Butkus was like Moby Dick in a goldfish bowl.
Steve Sabol
If me and King Kong went into an alley, only one of us would come out. And it wouldn't be the monkey.
Lyle Alzado
It has been my experience that the fastest man on the football field is the quarterback who has just been intercepted.
Barry Swftzar
On owning the San Diego Chargers and a major hotel chain - I don't know the difference between a three-point field goal and a 3 p.m. check-out time.
Barren Hilton
On wide receiver Anthony Carter- I've never seen such skinny legs on a football player before. I wonder if they ever caught the rustler who stole his calves?
Steve Jordan
Playing middle linebacker is like walking through a lion's cage dressed in a three-piece pork-chop suit.
Cecil Johnson
Terry Bradshaw couldn't spell cat, if you spotted him the 'C' and the 'A'.
Thomas 'Hollywood' Henderson
When Larry Csonka goes on safari, the lions roll up their windows.
Anon

 

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