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If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead
Erma Bombeck

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalised for too many players on the field
Jim Boulton

The NFL, like life, is full of idiots
Randy Cross

Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
Duffy Daugherty

It would have been worse if we hadn't blocked the kick after Toronto's second touchdown
Alex Delvecchio, after 13-0 defeat.

I'd catch a punt naked in the snow in Buffalo for a chance to play in the NFL.
Steve Hendrickson

Most football teams are temperamental.That's 90% temper and 10% mental.
Doug Plank

The football season is like pain. You forget how terrible it is until it seizes you again.
Sally Quinn

Football features two of the worst aspects of American life, violence and committee meetings
George Will

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