| A football coach is a person who is willing to lay down your life for the good of his team.
| A good football coach needs a patient wife, a loyal dog and a great quarterback - but not necessarily in that order.
| Coach Jim Walden has the Midas touch - everything he touches turns to mufflers.
| Coach Woody Hayes doesn't know anything about drugs - he thinks uppers are dentures.
| I knew it was time to quit coaching when I was chewing out an official and he walked off the penalty faster than I could keep up with him.
| If a nuclear bomb is ever dropped on the United States, the only things that will survive are Astroturf and coach Don Shula.
Charles 'Bubba' Smith
| If you're a pro coach, NFL stands for 'Not For Long'.
| On why he sacked his head coach - I gave George Allen an unlimited budget and he exceeded it.
Edward B. Williams