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Geoff Boycott has the uncanny knack of being where fast bowlers aren't.
Tony Greig
Geoff Boycott's idea of bliss might be to bat all night, having batted all day.
John Woodcock
Norman Cowans should remember what happened to Graham Dilley, who started off as a genuinely quick bowler. Then, . they started stuffing line and length into his ear, and now he has Dennis Lillee's action with Denis Thatcher's pace.
Geoff Boycott (1982)
Now this next question has absolutely nothing to do with either music or sport ... At which ground did Geoffrey Boycott hit his hundredth hundred?
Heard on Classic FM (1992)
On facing the England 'pace' attack - I'd like to paint my face black and go in for the West Indies against our bloody attack.
Geoff Boycott (1981)
On facing the 'quicks'- To have some idea what it's like, stand in the outside lane of a motorway, get your mate to drive his car at you at 95 mph and wait until he's 12 yards away before you decide which way to jump.
Geoff Boycott (1989)
On how to play Shane Warne - My tactic would be to take a quick single and observe him from the other end.
Geoff Boycott (1994)
On South Africa's spinning prodigy Paul Adams coming in to bat at number 77-A waste of five minutes.
Geoff Boycott, BBC Radio (1995)
Telegram message to Geoff Boycott after he had taken an age to score 50 at Perth - You have done for Australian cricket what the Boston Strangler did for door-to-door salesmen.
Jack Birney
They should cut Joel Garner off at the knees to make him bowl at a normal height.
Geoff Boycott
To David Cower- If I could add your shots to my brain, I would be an incredible player.
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