| Bill Walton is incredible. If you drop a toothpick on his foot, he'll have a stress fracture.
| I learned a long time ago that minor surgery is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.
| I sight down my nose to shoot, and now my nose isn't straight since I broke it. That's why my shooting has been off.
| I told Zollie Volchok [Sonics general manager] we needed an ultrasound machine and he asked me why we needed music in the locker room.
| On his 916th game as coach at University of Alabama - I've been here so long that when I got here the Dead Sea wasn't even sick.
| On his homesickness during the Barcelona Olympics -I miss America. I miss crime and murder. I miss Philadelphia. There hasn't been a brutal stabbing or anything here the last 24 hours. I've missed it.
Charles Barkley (1992)