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Baseball is the favourite American sport because it's so slow. Any idiot can follow it. And just about any idiot can play it.
GoreVidal
Call me Un-American; call me Canadian or Swedish, I don't care. I hate baseball ... I have lots of reasons to hate baseball. For one it's dull. Nothing happens. Watching baseball is like going to a lecture by a member of the Slow ... Talkers ... of... America. It's like turning on the TV - when the cable is out. It's like watching grass - no, Astroturf grow.
Jeff Jarvis Entertainment Weekly C19SO]
Calling it the World Series must impress the world as an example of America's modesty.
Anon
Detroit fans don't know anything about baseball. They couldn't tell the difference between baseball players and Japanese aviators.
Mayo Smith
Hating the New York Yankees is as American as apple pie, unwed mothers and cheating on your income tax.
Mike Royko (1981)
I don't think I can be expected to take seriously a game which takes less than three days to reach its conclusion.
Tom Stoppard (1984)
On playing against a team from Japan -An hour after the game, you want to go out and play them again.
Rocky Bridges
On playing in Japan - It was strange. The only English words I saw were Sony and Mitsubishi.
Bill Gullickson
The underprivileged people of the Americas play some strange game with a bat which looks like an overgrown rolling pin.
Fred Trueman
You remember baseball? A sort of razzamatazz rounders, played by rowdy roughnecks, wielding oversize clubs and oversized tennis balls.
Robert Steen

 

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