| Arthur 'Dazzy' Vance could throw a cream puff through a battleship.
| Fernando Valenzuela is the pitcher whose name sounds like a mailing address in the Lower Andes.
| Nolan Ryan is baseball's exorcist - he scares the devil out of you.
| Orel Hershiser is the only Major League pitcher to have two consecutive pronouns in his surname.
| Robert 'Lefty' Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf.
Arthur 'Bugs' Baer
| The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball has stopped rolling and then pick it up.
| Throw strikes - home plate don't move.
Leroy 'Satchel' Paige
| Throwing a fast ball by Hank Aaron is like trying to sneak the sunrise past a rooster.
| We've got a problem here. Luis Tiant wants to use the bathroom, and it says no foreign objects in the toilets.