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After being traded and retraded by the Red Sox to the White Sox and back -1 find that every five years a man has to change his Sox.
Steve Lyons
Baseball is a game which consists of tapping a ball with a piece of wood, then running like a lunatic.
H. J. Dutiel
Baseball is the only game left for people. To play basketball, you have to be 7 feet 6 inches. To play football, you have to be the same width.
Bill Veeck (1975)
Baseball players are smarter than [American] football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalised for too many men on the pitch?
Jim Bouton
Baseball without fans is like Jayne Mansfield without a sweater. Hang on, that can be taken two ways.
Richard Nixon
Bruce Benedict is so slow he'd finish third in a race with a pregnant woman.
Tommy LaSorda
James 'Cool Papa' Bell was so fast, one time he hit a line drive right back past my ear. I turned round and saw the ball hit his ass sliding into second.
Leroy 'Satchel' Paige
On the appearance of Clayton Moore at a Blue Jays home game - It's not very often you get to see the Lone Ranger and Toronto in the same night.
Bobby Bragan
The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals and three-run homers.
Earl Weaver
There's three things you can do in a baseball game - you can win, you can lose, or it can rain.
Charles 'Casey' Stengel
When you say you're a padre, people ask when did you become a parent. When you say you're a cardinal, they tell you to work hard because the next step is pope. But when you say you're a Dodger, everybody knows you're in the Major Leagues.
Tommy LaSorda
When you win you eat better, sleep better and your beer tastes better. And your wife looks like Gina Lollobrigida.
Johnny Pesky
You have only two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and the right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.
Bill The Spaceman' Lee - quotes, quotations and bloopers from the world of sport

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